No Sir I Don’t Like It
Ep 128 My Name is Steve Jail (Ali Macofsky, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)

Ep 128 My Name is Steve Jail (Ali Macofsky, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)

August 20, 2019

Ali Macofsky is our guest this week. She has been fired from almost every job she's ever had and we go through some. We also talk about her being Joe Rogan's best friend, how she learned that Halle Berry is hot, and playing dumb for guy's attention. We all share our Epstein conspiracy theories. We talk how mansplaining is just explaining. Also, Ali loves airport culture. 

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Ep 127 Rigamortis Boner (Featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 127 Rigamortis Boner (Featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

August 12, 2019

Carmen tells a tale of one of the worst shows she's ever done that involves a missing girl and we learn that Ronald Regan is racist, we find out how Bryan wants to die. They also talk about dolphin pussy, tasting your own cum and the Mandella Effect. Bryan also chokes himself out at the end of the podcast. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Jeff Albright for "Dudes who tuck in their shirts with out a belt"

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Ep 126 Freaks vs. Creeps (Caitlin Gill, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 126 Freaks vs. Creeps (Caitlin Gill, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

August 5, 2019

Caitlin Gill joins the guys and talks about what was wrong with Bohemian Rhapsody, Quentin Tarantino, how there is a distinct difference between freaks and creeps and the possibility that there may be an environmental cause to our current state. We also get into the difference between mean comedy and biting comedy, prank shows and a beautiful story about an amazing cancer patient that made Stanhope work with Caitlin.  

Gripe of the week goes to: Daniel Dennis "As I get older, my toenails seem to become the thickness of skateboard ramp plywood"

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Ep 125 I’ll Blast Her (Maria Bamford, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 125 I’ll Blast Her (Maria Bamford, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

July 30, 2019

Maria Bamford joins the pod this week and talks about her existential crisis with the state of the world, 12 step program meetings, alternative medicine and mediocre businesses. They also talk about the neighborhood bear, debt collectors and having a good number 2.  

Gripe of the week goes to: Denise Compo Wethington for "the phrase it is what it is"

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Ep 124 Bag of Peas (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 124 Bag of Peas (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

July 24, 2019

Carmen & Bryan talk high school sweethearts, anal and letting people emotionally dump on you. Bryan tries to adopt a grandma, they talk about how power makes you a pedophile and fame makes you bi. They discuss how your mind drifts to the right as you get older, swimming with your shirt on and how The Matrix affected us forever.

Gripe of the week goes to: Bill Martini for "People who fill up their gas tank (at a station where there are 2-3 cars deep waiting), then leave the car to go in the store to use the bathroom, grab a 6-pack, buy some scratch-offs, etc.!"

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Ep 123 Paper Mache People (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 123 Paper Mache People (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

July 15, 2019

Carmen and Bryan argue about how only some people look good when they smoke, Bryan expresses his love of trashy women and the band Korn. They discuss their friendship, the old people at Costco and the sports wage gap. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Justin Marchert "I spend the day cleaning for company and then not one guest comments on how clean my place is" 

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Ep 122 Woke Confederate Soldier (Brad Williams, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 122 Woke Confederate Soldier (Brad Williams, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

July 8, 2019

Brad Williams joins Carmen & Bryan and they talk about Trump, a Jack Nicholson story, if dogs are racist and a woke Confederate soldier. They talk about having an Ambien comedy show, woke commercials and a macho grocery store. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Travis Carl "I have to street park my car and my neighbor keeps parking way to close to my bumper"

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Ep 121 Aim High Bro (Jason Collings, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 121 Aim High Bro (Jason Collings, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

July 2, 2019

The funny Jason Collings joins the pod and talks about traveling in the lap of luxury and doing comedy internationally. They talk about how he was once a hip hop producer and MMA fighter. We also learn he has a disdain for ASMR and how dumb people are when they travel. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Corey Engselby "This Cali drought is really fucking with my weed prices"

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Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 25, 2019

The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and why Bryan didn't get into Harvard. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "Its 2019, and we still dont have an auto-shut-off feature on stoves. Like, if you set a timer, it would be cool if you had the option to automatically turn the burner off when the timer goes off.

This gripe was inspired by my almost burning down my apartment complex while boiling infant bottle paraphernalia at 2am."

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Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 18, 2019

Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disrespecting to golf and how poor people always think everyone is disrespecting them. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Scott Young for "Walking into a bar to have a drink and intentionally sitting as far away from people as possible until the frustrations of the week have been sufficiently drowned by the alcohol.  Only to have someone walk over and ask if they can “sit here” or “do you mind if I sit here”? despite there being thirty empty bar stools to your left-- then, saying, “as long as you don’t talk to me for at least two drinks”

Then they talk, incessantly  and you are forced to educate with statements like, what about our initial interaction did you not understand?

Now the person who sat down with the implied contract of silence gets angry and says things like, why are you being a dick, then you are further forced to engage in small talk you are trying to escape like “why are you still talking to me?”  Sometimes, people are alone in bars because they want or need to be—at least temporarily."

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