No Sir I Don’t Like It
Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 25, 2019

The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and why Bryan didn't get into Harvard. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "Its 2019, and we still dont have an auto-shut-off feature on stoves. Like, if you set a timer, it would be cool if you had the option to automatically turn the burner off when the timer goes off.

This gripe was inspired by my almost burning down my apartment complex while boiling infant bottle paraphernalia at 2am."

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Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 18, 2019

Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disrespecting to golf and how poor people always think everyone is disrespecting them. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Scott Young for "Walking into a bar to have a drink and intentionally sitting as far away from people as possible until the frustrations of the week have been sufficiently drowned by the alcohol.  Only to have someone walk over and ask if they can “sit here” or “do you mind if I sit here”? despite there being thirty empty bar stools to your left-- then, saying, “as long as you don’t talk to me for at least two drinks”

Then they talk, incessantly  and you are forced to educate with statements like, what about our initial interaction did you not understand?

Now the person who sat down with the implied contract of silence gets angry and says things like, why are you being a dick, then you are further forced to engage in small talk you are trying to escape like “why are you still talking to me?”  Sometimes, people are alone in bars because they want or need to be—at least temporarily."

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Ep 118 Odiferous Whore (Anthony Desamito, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 118 Odiferous Whore (Anthony Desamito, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 13, 2019

Anthony Desamito joins NSIDLI and they discuss Pride behavior, the bandana system, food trucks and dating apps. They also talk about a "Peanuts" themed porn, how an uber driver turned into a prostitute and how a Burger King saved Bryan's life. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Akeem Woods for "MFs in Boston wanting a straight pride parade"

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Ep 117 Dumb American (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 117 Dumb American (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

June 6, 2019

Bryan returns from Europe and regales us with tales of telling rich people they don't deserve to laugh at a show in Switzerland and making someone cry at another show. We learn that he misses alcoholism and that people are using the N word overseas but it doesn't have the same effect. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Tanner Longs for “Unwanted talk during long road trips. Don’t know if this has been discussed before but I’m currently on tour with 3 black comics that like to freestyle battle rap, we’re 230 miles to the next venue and they’ve been going back and forth for about an hour. Like I’m black too but goddamn at this point I wish a cop would pull us over so they’d shut the fuck up. " 

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Ep 116 Two Roofie Minimum (Matt Balaker, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 116 Two Roofie Minimum (Matt Balaker, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

May 29, 2019

Author and comedian Matt Balaker joins NSIDLI to talk about his new book about comedy legend, the late Greg Giraldo. They talk about the process of writing "Greg Giraldo: A Comedian's Story," interviewing people about it and swap stories about Greg. They talk his "Tough Crowd" days and being a writer for the Comedy Central Roasts. They also talk about drug addition, imposter syndrome and how people treat you when you're an addict at that level. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Elizabeth Wegner for “The fact that I’ve never in my life met someone who’s won publishers clearing house. Who are these people? Where are these winners? I see the commercials for it all the time. I think its a conspiracy that they just give old people big checks" 

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Ep 115 Murder Economy (Ron Taylor, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 115 Murder Economy (Ron Taylor, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

May 23, 2019

The funny Ron Taylor joins Carmen and Bryan to talk about fishing shows, being homeless is awesome, homework and how mountain people kill. Ron also shares that he doesn't like pedophiles or okra, hates that you can't drink but can serve in the military and goes hard on Captain Marvel. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Derrick Paladino for "Grilled cheese restaurants that call their sandwiches for novelty purposes when they are just simply paninis"

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Ep 114 Saddam’s My Guy (Ramsey Badawi, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 114 Saddam’s My Guy (Ramsey Badawi, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

May 15, 2019

Comedian Ramsey Badawi joins NSIDL this week and they talk about having bad tattoos, Saddam Hussein's love stories, Palestine and Kurt Angle. They also have a chat about IQ tests, weed vs ritalin and Hitler's branding. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "The guy that owns 'Bob's Barricades' is not named Bob"

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Ep 113 Slutty Ankles (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 113 Slutty Ankles (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

May 8, 2019

Bryan becomes captivated by how pretty some guy, they argue about pretty privilege, they talk about Notre Dame, Carmen starts an organization called the BDBC and Bryan claims he's one in the same with the Elephant Man. They talk crust punks, mountain people and Bryan confesses he likes Smashing Pumpkins. 

No Gripe of the Week this week due to technical difficulties! 

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Ep 112 Country Fried Anal (Drew Morgan, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 112 Country Fried Anal (Drew Morgan, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

May 1, 2019

The funny Drew Morgan joins NSIDLI as they talk about atheists, reddit, edging and how liberals used to be fun. They argue about centrists and compromise and talk about trying to have sympathy for rich people, shitty work ethic and David Allen Coe.

Listen to Drew Morgan's (also accompanied by Trae Crowder & Corey Ryan Forrester) new album that just came out and is already #2 on the Billboard Comedy Charts, "wellRED: Live from Lexington"

Gripe of the week goes to: Laura Layson for "People saddling up to my bar, talking about how much money they have and then bitching out on their tab and not tipping"

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Ep 111 My Point Is (Brian Simpson, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

Ep 111 My Point Is (Brian Simpson, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

April 24, 2019

The very funny Brian Simpson sits in this week as he and Bryan bond over having sleep apnea. He talks about the tedious process of getting anything through the VA. He argues with Carmen over gender roles in providing orgasms. Vokey defends dating apps. We talk about getting older, Kevin Hart and hard work vs. talent. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Men who refuse to let me hold the door open for them"

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